Here it is, the end of the dating sim: Date Everything is a dating sim where you can literally date household objects, and it’s coming to PC and consoles on February 14, 2025, just in time for Valentine’s Day.
To be fair, the objects are anthropomorphized into total hotties thanks to the “Dateviator” glasses you wear around the home. By wearing these special glasses, you can discover over 100 fully voiced, and fully datable characters, from the sink and fridge to your phone and the rubber ducky in the bathtub who’s really into skimpy leather outfits.
Players explore their home in a 3D environment, unlocking each character as they find new objects.
The characters feature over a million words and 70,000 voicelines from some of the biggest names in gaming, including Felicia Day, Laura Bailey, and Ben Starr. Each character has at least three endings depending on the choices you make (and dating drama that unfolds).
The character designs are also a lot of fun. Look at these hand-drawn images and you can quickly recognize what “object” they are.
Date Everything! is releasing February 14, 2025 on PC, PlayStation 5, Switch, and Xbox Series X/S. It’s published by Team17 and developed by indie developer Sassy Chap Games. It has not yet been rated by the ESRB, but will most likely get a Mature rating.
